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A Japanese tourist got separated from his group on tour in Amsterdam. He ends up in the red light district, and decides to have a go. He enters a sex shop, goes up to the guy behind the counter and asks, “One condom please.” He gets the answer they only sell condoms by six, Düzce Escort nine or twelve. “But I only need one condom!” says the Japanese. “Too bad, we only sell them by six, nine or twelve,” is the answer from the shop owner. The tourist really wants Düzce Escort Bayan to know why, so the shop owner explains: “The package of six is for the Italians: Monday,…

We were all lying on the floor naked basking in the afterglow of our circle hookup. Rick says, “Wow! If someone had told me I’d have a weekend like this I’d have said they’re crazy. Hopefully we’ll have more times like these but if not, it’s been more than fantastic.” Carrie lying spreadeagled sighs and adds, “I feel like I’m waking up from the best erotic dream I could imagine.” Pam, “I agree, it’s been amazing. I can’t wait to see what the future holds.” Ricks phone chimes. He says, “Whoever that is can leave a message. I don’t want to move.” Finally, we all start to move around. Rick…

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Hi all, its Ali here! I’m back with another exciting experience. This time, it’s about my two my younger cousin sisters — Zarin and Zynab — who conspired to seduce me to satisfy their irrepressible sexual urges. So, here’s how yet two more youngsters from my ultra-conservative Muslim family succumbed to temptation and began a secret dirty sexual relationship with me. About Me … I am Ali. I am very fair-skinned, over 5’10” tall, good-looking with straight long dark hair. I have played soccer all my life, so I have an athletic muscular physique. I’m a normal guy in all aspects but I have an extremely high sex-drive. I love…

The story continues. We all are having our breakfast at the dining table. When my dad told my mom that I slept in their room last night, my mom frowned a lot at me. She was looking at me angrily while having her breakfast. We were looking into the eyes of each other. But, one can say I see with lust towards her. My motive is very simple. Before doing a thing, I think a lot. But, after, I do not give a damm thing about it. I know she won’t tell me to leave home. But if she does, I can now leave on my own. So I am…

—- This is a standalone sequel to my first story ever on this website, The Magic Ring. Although this part has different characters than the first one, the mysteries of that first story will finally be explained… This chapter contains mom-son incest, lactation, pregnancy, and a wizard. No, sorry: no wizards, just a genie… —- ‘A little lower,’ Lizzy whimpered. ‘No, a little higher.’ ‘Here?’ ‘No, that is my asshole.’ ‘Oh, geez, Liz, sorry.’ I pulled back and thrust forward again. ‘How about this?’ ‘Not sure what you are trying to do…’ ‘Okay, but what if I do this?’ ‘No, no, no, definitely don’t go there… Lenny, are you even…

The next day was pleasant, with satisfied glances between them all day. When she wasn’t wearing sunglasses, her eyes and smile carried the look of a woman that was sexually satisfied for the moment. Her nipples were sore and swollen, her pussy ached, and her sphincter would not stop winking involuntarily, and it all felt good as they sat on the beach under the shade. His cock was a little sore from not being used for a while, and that changed last night. If there was more tonight, he could handle it. He’d gone to the beach early and had a bowl and cup of coffee to celebrate quietly. The…

After Mia gave her brother, Oliver, his introduction to sex, she had mixed feelings about what she had done. On the one hand, it was so taboo to have sexual relations with her brother. If anyone found out, she would be a social outcast. Their parents would freak out and think they were perverted. She reminded Oliver several times he better not mention what they did to anyone, ever or she’d never speak to him again. On the other hand, Mia noticed a change in her brother. He was more confident and happier and she knew she helped. She found it difficult to deal with the fact that she had…

I like to go to a lot of different adult video stores, just to expand my territory. I can usually tell pretty quickly if a place is worthless. I’ve got like 5 or 6 places that I go to on a regular basis. I’m looking for places where they don’t give a shit what goes on back in the video arcade. I was there last night. As usual I took off all my clothes to just bikini and high heels. I had my hair teased up and sprayed, and some red lipstick. I was way in the back, just standing there like a prostitute, leaning up against the wall, one…