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Introduction: My entry to the CAW 8.5 Halloween contest. A ghost story about the power of desire. ‘You have got to be kidding!’ Lucy said, summarily dismissing the suggestion. ‘Come on babe, it’ll be fun. We’ll get our scares on. Beer, wine, and spirits… of the dead’Jack raised his hands up over his head and made ghost noises. Lucy laughed. ‘Weirdo’ she said grinning at her boyfriend. It had become a badly overused Halloween cliche; partying the night away in a supposedly haunted house.The house in question was actually a long abandoned motel, and the story attached to it was the typical far fetched tale of brutal murder followed by…

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Kerstin die geile Psychologin 02Als sie sich unterhielten musste Gustav daran zurückdenken, dass er seine Schwiegertochter schon sehr lange begehrte. Spätestens seit er sie vor fünf Jahren auf einer großen Familienfeier erlebt hatte. Sie trug ein kurzes, dunkelrotes Kleid mit einem ziemlich tiefen Ausschnitt und Gustav genoss den ganzen Abend den Blick auf den Ansatz ihrer wunderschönen großen, festen Brüste. Beim Tanzen konnte er ihr sehr nah sein, für kurze Momente ihren Po berühren, sie kurz an sich drücken und spät in der Nacht als die Feier vorüber war stand er auf dem Balkon des Hotels und genoss die laue Sommernacht. Doch schon nach einigen Augenblicken hörte er das geile…

“Schwules” Internat 14-11Die Aufräumarbeiten im Lager hatten wir nach zwei Tagen erledigt und das normale Tagesgeschehen wieder aufnehmen. In den Städten Limassol, Larnaca und weiter östlich, dauerte es eine weitere Woche bis der Sand und alle Schäden beseitigt waren.Als ich am ersten ruhigen Tag am Strand lag und es ruhig angehen ließ, kam Markus zu mir.„Kann ich Dich mal kurz sprechen?“ fragte er.„Immer zu.“„Tja, wie soll ich anfangen? Karla und ich sind uns einig, dass wir nach Ihrer Scheidung, die ja nur noch Formsache ist, zusammenbleiben wollen.“„Das hatte ich mir fast gedacht, herzlichen Glückwunsch. Was ist mit Deiner Arbeit in Deutschland?“ war meine Antwort.„Da habe ich schon mit meinem Vorgesetzten…

Jackie Goes Air TightOK, so it was my husband Alex’s birthday, and we had flown out to Las Vegas to celebrate. Lucky me, as it turned out, offered Alex a sexual fantasy of his choosing. And, that’s the wicked little tale you’re reading now. Alex and I like to play nasty, and sometimes we’ll do things like hitting a bar or club, where one of us will pick out a guy. And then, usually it’s me who has to walk right up, and invite him out to the parking lot for a blow job; of course with Alex watching. Its loads of fun, and always leads in to a night…

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How do you solve a problem like Maria pt 2/3How do you solve a problem like Maria Part twoIt is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.Georg von Trapp was such a man and having served gloriously in the Austro -Hungarian Navy during the first world war with distinction and valour had been rewarded with the title Baron von Trapp and a generous pension along with two hundred hectares of prime Farmland . With the land came several farms a small village but the piece de resistance was the delightful mansion house set in delightful gardens…